en.Simosito

On Facebook

Yes, after some time in incognito, I am on Facebook, the social website which must join those who want to share everything, photos from their appendectomy included.
Let's start from the beginning: what on Earth is Facebook? It's a people aggregator, born to let old schoolmates get back in touch, and then spread worst than London's Pestilence, the Great (LPG for its friends, but do not use it in your car).
How does it work? If I got it right you stay there like a good boy, people look for you in the website and then, through a button, they ask you to "befriend" them. But it isn't over: you can look for people in the website too and ask their friendship! And join a "group" of fanatics of anything or own a digital farm to have it visited by your digital friends!
You may have noticed my sarcasm and ask: why are you doing this?
It's simple: this thing (aka Faccialibro in Italian, literal translation of its name) is a great way of keeping in touch in case of cholera, if the LPG goes on holiday in Rome and, most important, it lets me advertise my website, for free!
Probably you got here from Facebook too, so I tell you that no, I'll never visit your farm and do not even try to poke me, whatever that's supposed to mean.
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